Thursday, December 21, 2006

Year in Review


2006 went quickly. Some highlights in retrospect:

The Blog.It's been a struggle at times, but it looks like we managed around 163 posts for the year. Would certainly like to increase that number in 2007, given time and something worth blogging about.

Australia. It's a bit crispy around the edges at the moment, but the nation finished off 2006 fairly strongly. Sure, a few setbacks, such as the AWB scandal, but at least there weren't any race riots. There was a power shift in the Labor party that elevated Kevin Rudd to the leader position, which may make things interesting in the 2007 elections next year. Howard - will he stay or go? Perhaps most importantly, despite the over-priced and shoddy clothing, the daggy haircuts and fashion sense, the over-abundance of cleavage (which actually doesn't bother me too much), the bushfires, the lack of any sense of e-commerce, and national sports which can be at times incomprehensible (and yes, I'm talking about you, Cricket), we really like it here.

Work. We worked our asses off this year, but were both rewarded with promotions. I hope to be able to make a new post in the new year, entitled "Sugarmamma," which will signify Uta's rise to the status of principle bread-winner in the house, but that still remains to be seen.

Travel. Lots. It's all pretty much outlined in the blog, which you should be reading anyway.

Extracurriculars. After a break of several years, I resumed karate training at the beginning of 2006. A year later, I'm staring to get a feel for my old self, but also getting a feel for what it's like to get older. Uta triumphed her way through Melbourne's winter tennis season and came in second in the club championships. We both struggled a bit with the languages, work kept me away from my German classes quite a bit the past few months, and similarly, Uta had trouble meeting up with her crew of Spanish speakers. But 2007 is another year. . .

Merry Christmas from Downunder

The end-of-the-year silly season is here, complete with scorched earth and BBQs. We're off to Tasmania for the holidays. See you in the new year.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Geography Cup


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Originally uploaded by BLP.
The Ashes are now over, with Australia soundly defeating England in three straight matches. However, international competition of another sort continues with the 1st Geography Cup Challenge which pits the UK against the US in a battle to see which country is the most ignorant with respect to the rest of the world.

Currently, the US is retaining its solid reputation for myopic introspection, but it's early in the game. Anything could happen.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Irate farmer scoops up woman with tractor

Irate farmer scoops up woman with tractor
December 15, 2006 - 8:49AM

"An angry New Zealand farmer scooped up a terrified woman driver into his tractor's loader bucket before dumping her on the road after she crashed into his fence.

Carl Randall Martin, 51, from Wairamarama, near Auckland, drove the tractor at her six times, knocked off her hat and then pinning her up against her crashed car before scooping her up in the bucket and tipping her on the gravel road, the New Zealand Herald reported.

The incident on August 5 was outlined in the Manukau District Court on Thursday after Martin had been convicted of assault with a weapon.

He will be sentenced on January 16."

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Sterno


The Stern Review on The Economics of Climate Change ,has provided some much needed perspective on the global costs and benefits of climate change and climate policy.

CSIRO's own pseudo-Stern Review, in the form of the Energy Futures Forum, was released earlier this month. The overall effort was comprised of five reports, one of which, comparing the costs and benefits of different emissions futures, we climate impacts folks put together.

Burning Down the House(s)


A few weeks ago, authorities were predicting this summer would be one of Australia's worst fire seasons in decades. This fear has certainly come to pass over the past week, with much of eastern Victoria (and more recently parts of Tasmania) up in smoke. To date, fires have claimed around 400,000 hectares in Victoria's east. A number of the fires continue to burn out of control and are expected to continue burning throughout the summer.

I hopped up to Canberra at the end of last week, which gave me the opportunity to fly over the fires. Looked pretty dismal. I returned to Melbourne to enjoy a weekend of record temperatures (reaching 42C on Sunday) combined with a thick haze of smoke. Fortunately, a change in the weather Sunday afternoon dropped the temperature back down to 20C, allowing us to enjoy an afternoon barbie with all the 343 Church Street neighbours.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Too Much Yankee Rum Drinkie


I believe it was Dean Wormer who stated: "Fat, drunk and studid is no way to go through life, son." Yet last night at Australia's Walkley Awards (for journalism), one saw that horrible combination in action, as political columnist Glenn Milne rushed the stage to abuse Stephen Mayne (of Crikey! fame). Good stuff!

New Wiggle


A landmark passing of the torch has occurred in Australia, as the yellow Wiggle,Greg Page, and hung up his wiggler due to a chronic illness. A new, and markedly younger, yellow Wiggle by the name of Sam Moran, has thus been crowned. Don't worry, as one of the group's founders, I'm sure Greg will continue to rake in the royalties. But I wonder what kind of deal the new guy got. . .

Sunday, November 26, 2006

With Allies Like These . . .

US sabotaged Australian wheat deal in Iraq
Richard Baker
November 25, 2006

"THE United States intervened to sabotage a huge wheat contract agreed upon by AWB and Iraq during a series of secret meetings in Cairo last year, less than two years after Australia joined America to topple Saddam Hussein."

Could it be that the Howard government's commitment to military deployment in Iraq has had less to do with backing the Bush Administration and more to do with protecting Australia's economic interests in the region? Still, it doesn't appear to have bought OZ much in the way of access.

Thunderdome


I spent the weekend in Mildura in Victoria's northwest at the 8th annual Victoria JKA Gasshuku. I left Melbourne a tad late in the day, which forced me to drive the 7+ hours across Victoria on my own. Driving across what is almost entirely a barren landscape (unless you count drought-stricken wheat crops as dynamic features), I felt a bit like Mad Max on my way to the Thunderdome, but without the bad ass car, leather, guns or any other semblence of coolness.

My late arrival meant I missed out on the Friday evening training, so my weekend kicked off with the 6am training on Saturday, which was quite enjoyable - calm and peaceful, the Murray River flowing past in the background, birds and the occassional "bah" of sheep in the distance. As the sun rose higher in the sky, however, conditions became a bit more challenging, with temperatures reaching about 36C by the afternoon. Training continued through most of Sunday, but with a later start and an earlier finish.

Apart from muscle soreness, I walked away with a new found appreciation for basai dai, a renewed frustration with mae geri, and some useful tips on judging.

The Long & Winding Road


It's been just over a week since we escorted Levette (from the good ol' USofA) down the Great Ocean Road. The weather was top-notch, and we spent a night in Apollo Bay followed up by a pleasant stay in Port Fairy in a restored 19th century cottage on Bank street.

A few other photos here.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Beijing, PRC

I have now returned from a week in the capital of the world's fastest growing economy. As one might imagine, I have stories aplenty - the amusing, the tragic, and the absurd. Overall, the week was wonderful. Admittedly, to a westerner, Beijing appears a bit nuts (even schizophrenic), but then that's what makes it so wonderful. Some reflections:

Why was I There? For the record, I attended START's Young Scientist Conference (fortunately I still qualify), which was followed by the Earth System Science Partnership's Open Science Conference on Global Environmental Change. Now, on to the more interesting stuff. . .

Scale. Beijing is big. Really big. 14+ million people, with 1 million construction workers in the city at any given time (and it shows). The city proper measures something like 100 km by 100 km, and I was struck at how the major streets were be lined with towering high rises which stretched off into the distance as far as the eye could see. If you drove 10 km down the road, you'd still see the same canyon of urban development. There's no where in the city were you can step back and take it all in. The impeding Olympics are also inspiring much frantic development, including a new airport terminal, two new subway lines, the redevelopment of who knows how many blocks, a new Olypmic stadium (the "birdsnest" - just a block from our conference site), and the list goes on. The one thing that is consistent in Beijing over the past 1000 years is scale - nothing is done small if it can possibly be done big.

Air Quality. At first, I was pleasantly surprised - sure, with 14 million people, you expect a bit of car exhaust here and there, but overall, it didn't seem much worse than any other major city. But turns out I just got lucky. The day I flew out, I got to see Beijing smog in all its glory (see below). It was brutal.

Traffic. Shocking! We found that the 10 km trip from central Beijing out to our hotel could take 1-1.5 hours during rush hour. Drivers appeared to steer with their horns, and cars, bicycles, and pedestrians all hurl themselves at each other with frightening disregard for anyone's personal safety. Miraculously we only saw one car accident the entire time (although we also heard a rumor that Beijing University loses quite a number of students each year to bicycle accidents). The subway was a similarly chaotic - the cars were packed, but unlike in Tokyo, professional packers weren't required - the locals appeared to be quite capable of packing themselves in. And let me tell you - if you've never been a tall black man packed into a subway car in Beijing with 200 people staring at you - it's an interesting experience.

English. Forget it - doesn't exist, particularly among those who you need to interact with (e.g., taxi drivers, wait staff, etc.). Now you're thinking, "surely they know simple stuff like 1-10, "hotel", "airport", etc." Nope, you're dreaming. If you leave home without your destination written on paper in Mandarin, you're not leaving home. Similarly, if you managed to leave home, but don't have the address for home written in Mandarin - good luck. You're screwed.

The Economy. Neither I, nor any of my colleagues, could reconcile China's communism with the spirit of entrepreneralism that rages through the Chinese people. Chinese people are more than happy to completely rip you off (let the buyer beware) and will do their best to accomplish this goal. But to be fair, everything is negotiable, so if one is dumb enough to take prices at their face value, he gets what he deserves I suppose. Many of us found that prices could be negotiated down by anywhere from 50% to 90% (although we concluded that westerners lack the basic skills to be good hagglers). What was also interesting was the economic influence that 100 young scientists with a per diem could wield. Stage performances in a bar were altered to accommodate us, we were virtually the sole patrons of an acrobat show one night, and our final night in town, we rented out an entire restaurant (and negotiated down the alcohol prices). One quickly becomes aware that he's wielding wealth that is quite disproportionate to the average individual. Case-in-point, 6 of us had dinner and drinks one night at local establishment for a grand total of AUS$12 (and that includes the extra main dish that we ended up with by mistake). [But you could pay AUS$4 for a coffee at the aiport, and these kinds of contradictions are everywhere]. Really, the only clear sign that communism is thriving was the absurd amount of overemployment in some establishments. The local supermarket around the corner from us, for example, must have had 4 people "working" in each aisle and three at each cash register. As a consequence, none of them really had anything to do. When I did take something off the shelf, it was immediately replaced. This type of overemployment was rampant and must be juxtaposed against the rural poverty which exists outside the developed areas.

The People. We found the locals wonderfully helpful and curious (I don't think I've ever attracted so much attention in my life). If one were lost with a confused look on his face (which, let's face it, happens often), he'd quickly attract a crowd of do-gooders who would attempt to collectively help him out of whatever jam he's in. That said, by western standards, the locals could also be described as horribly rude - concepts such as waiting in line, for example, don't exist. I suppose in a land of $1.3 billion, if you snooze you really do lose. One also sensed a sharp disparity in equality between the sexes. And the Chinese must be, hands down, the world's most accomplished spitters.

The Food. Top Notch. Granted, came across a few odd items (see below), but generally one of the best eating experience I've ever had while travelling.

Vices. One would imagine the Chinese to be a bit conservative, but once again, it appeared that just about anything could be had for the right price. My roommates and I were amused to find advertisements featuring scantily clad women offering oddly translated services shoved under our door on a daily basis. We ended up with quite a collection. Then there was the night where about 30 of us decided to go to a nearby bar. Entrance required a quick trip up in an elevator, and when the elevator door opened, we were a bit surprised to find a double row of young women waiting for us. A more knowledgeable patron would have calmly made a selection from the collection and gone off to enjoy his evening, but we were too busy trying to figure out what we had gotten ourselves into. We made a hasty retreat, particularly when we found out how much they were charging for a beer.

Sightseeing. What can I say, it's Beijing. There's heaps of really old stuff, increasingly surrounded by new stuff. I joined some other youngins on a tour of the Summer Palace immediately upon arrival, and caught the Forbidden City, Tiananmen Square, and the Great Wall later in the week.

Some photos from the trip available here.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Travel


I'm easing into my last weekend at home for the next few weeks. I'm off to see the world, very quickly. Kicking things off with a night in Auckland. Flying back to Melbourne only to leave the next day to spend seven days in Beijing. Upon my return, I get a night at home before flying to Alice Springs for a few days, followed by a one-day breather in Melbourne before heading out again to Sydney.

Aussie Music

YouTube is the lazy blogger's best friend. . .
However, I have taken the time to assemble some samples of Aussie-grown music talent that I've been listening too lately. Enjoy (and if not, rest comfortably knowing none of these guys are likely to make it off the continent).

Youth Group: Catching and Killing


78 SAAB: No Illusions


Augie March: One Crowded Hour (promo)


Cut Copy: Going Nowhere


Hilltop Hoods: The Hard Road

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

George Bush on Global Warming

Brilliant

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Still Dry


Rain continues to be nowhere in sight for, well, just about everywhere. Wheat production is charted to drop by 35% relative to last year. Not to mention impacts to livestock, water supplies, and, lest we forget, fire.

Hobart


How does one go further "downunder" from Melbourne - try Tasmania. Ventured down to Hobart (the gateway to the Southern Ocean) Tuesday and Wednesday for a risk assessment workshop. Due to unseasonable warmth, it proved to be a lovely visit - blue skies, cold beer, etc. Sure, there was a bushfire that blew up during the day on Wednesday, but show me some place in Australia where that doesn't happen.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Imminent Doom! (Maybe)


I awoke this Monday morning to find no shortage of alarming headlines regarding the potential implications of climate change for the Asia/Pacific region. On any other day, I'd have wondered what it was that set the press off, but this morning I largely had only myself to blame. The Climate Change and Development Roundtable released its policy recommendations regarding climate change and development assistance today, the scientific foundations of which were established by a CSIRO report to which I contributed. The attention thus far has been quite good, but I still sometimes have trouble reconciling what I know was written in our report with what is communicated in the media. Suffice to say, for some media outlets, sensationalism is alive and well - one can only hope that such headlines inspire some to look deeper and develop an understanding of climate change risk that is a bit more sophisticated than that which can be developed over a cup of coffee. Meanwhile, my hat is off to those journalists who take the time to understand and carefully communicate what is undoubtedly a very difficult subject.

No Sweat


Uta participated in the annual Melbourne Marathon on Sunday - she settled for just a half a marathon (I settled for the 1/100th of a marathon which involved me walking across a parking lot). Her time has yet to be officially published, but it didn't seem like it took her more than 15 minutes or so to run the 21 k's from Beaumaris to the CBD.

A Day at the Races

Spring carnival kicked off on Saturday - we crashed the Members section at Flemington and spent the day in a cycle of sweating and drinking beer. More cleavage and absurd head gear than one could shake a stick at were on display. . .

The boys can be seen here:


And the girls here:


And various other photos are available here.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Your Say

Allen

Apparently, George Allen's troubles are so profound, even folks on the other side of the planet are taking notice.

And since we're on the subject of politics, this is pretty funny. . .

Science Lobby

It appears some of America's scientists have tired of walking the difficult objective line between science and policy and have gone all in and formed their own lobby group - Scientists and Engineers for America. The organisation states that it is "dedicated to electing public officials who respect evidence and understand the importance of using scientific and engineering advice in making public policy." On one hand, this sounds lovely - can't imagine a scientist that isn't frustrated with the manner in which science is used, misused, or ignored in public policy. And of course, SEFORA states that it is a "non-partisan" outfit. But that just makes me suspicious, as every hard-core ideologically driven lobbying group I've ever encountered says the same thing. And since they're explicitly looking to endorse and advocate for candidates (and policies, no doubt), my guess is that they'll be becoming pretty damn partisan pretty quick. The pitfall, of course, is that this gives critics all the ammunition they could ever need in their attempt to argue that scientists are a biased lot of folks whose mythic objectivity is only that. This moves science one step closer to being simply another political "issue".

Take the Union of Concerned Scientists, for example. According to its website, "UCS was founded in 1969 by faculty members and students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology who were concerned about the misuse of science and technology in society." Again, sound great, but in this day and age, UCS is effectively recognised as one of a number of environmental NGOs that lobby in a not entirely non-partisan manner. Throwing another such entity into the mix isn't necessarily bad (depending on one's politics), but it seems doubtful that such lobbying is the path toward rational uptake of science in decision-making. Rather it's an attempt to swing decision-making toward someone else's brand of irrationality.

Grand Finals

It was Grand Final weekend once again, with the AFL final on Saturday at the MCG in Melbourne and the Rugby League final at Telstra Stadium in Sydney. We "watched" Sydney and West Coast contend for the AFL final at the home of Quigley Down Under in Brunswick, which involved half time antics where I had to compete in a race to drag a bottle cap across a patio with a potato on a string. Don't know who came up with the sport, but I won handily. I've finally found my calling. Oh, and West Coast won the final, by 1 point - a nail biter.

We also stumbled upon the game of Kubb - originally Swedish in origin, this quaint past time essentially involves knocking over blocks of wood by throwing sticks at them. Simple but elegant.

Melbourne faced Brisbane for the Rugby League final on Sunday - Melbourne lost, despite being the favorites. But then, it's just rugby. . .

Monday, September 25, 2006

$3 Billion


That's how much of his own personal fortune Sir Richard Branson has committed to tackling climate change. So one guy (albeit a fabulously wealthy guy) has the bucks to spend what amounts to 1% of the cost for the United States to implement the Kyoto Protocol. Granted compliance with said greenhouse gas mitigation initiative obviously doesn't come cheap, but then neither do wars in Iraq. Turns out they apparently cost about the same, but given that Bush has pledged to remain in Iraq indefinitely, that venture will likely end up costing far more before it's over. Which would benefit the world more? Hmmmm. . .tough one. Guess that all depends on what kind of world you want to live in.

Crowe as Irwin

Steve Irwin being himself was educational entertainment. Russel Crowe playing the late Croc Hunter just sounds obnoxious.

Bad Sun Rising


The summer fire season kicked off a few months early over the weekend. Forecasts for above average summer temperatures following the driest winter ever (or at least for as long as anyone bothers to remember) has southeast Australia all set for the worst fire season in the history of the early 21st century.

Bitchin' Hyundai


Our dependence upon public transportation, cabbies, and friends has dropped considerably after we anted up the necessary $$$ over the weekend to acquire a macho muscle car in the form of a Hyundai Getz. Now we will be able to fill at least one of the two parking spaces we have at our crib, and the new addition to our family should be perfect for cruising around this little island of Australia.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Early Summer?


A bit odd, but not entirely unpleasant except for the hurricane force winds that scattered my lunch. . .

Obviously Not Your Ordinary Croc Hunter


The public turned out in droves today to pay their last respects to Steve Irwin. Eager fans camped out to get a hold of the tickets (available at no charge, but quickly sold via Ebay), and the list of celebrities in attendance out was not too shabby: John Howard, The Wiggles, and Russell Crowe, and that's just for starters.

Song Australia


Last night we stumbled upon the new video from Manjit Boparai, an Australian cab driver turned songwriter. Video was absolutely hilarious. Makes me wonder why Australia's more conservative side is so up in arms about immigration and the preservation of "Australian values", because it seems Australia's migrants are having more fun being Australians than the rest of the lot. In any case, a sample of Manjit's earlier recording can be found here. I'm hoping an enterprising young Australian will leak the video to the net in the near future.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Time to Go Home

Tourist rescued twice in one week
Jano Gibson
September 13, 2006 - 9:59AM

"A 50-year-old British man is recovering in Alice Springs hospital after being rescued in Northern Territory bushland for the second time in a week."

Monday, September 11, 2006

My Beef with Sunrise and Boost Juice


I've climbed aboard my soapbox to address a tragic injustice that's been raging behind the scenes at two of Australia's most beloved enterprises: Sunrise and Boost Juice.

The plot - every morning the delightful hosts at Sunrise announce two names (one male, one female). If your name is announced, you get to rock up to your local Boost Juice Bar and get a free beverage (called a "hottie" - whatever that is). As articulated below in my comment to Sunrise (submitted dutifully following Sunrise protocols), I find this contest completely rigged and unfair, in contrast to traditional "Australian values."

"Dear Sunrise,
Every morning for the past two weeks, I've been watching with interest as names are announced in the daily Boost Juice "What's Ya Name Game". Unless I'm mistaken, the names that have been chosen are almost exclusively those that are Anglo-Saxon in origin. That's wonderful for Tom, Dick, and Harry, but what about those Australians who were here before the First Fleet arrived? What about the Australians who have their roots in Italy, Greece, Serbia, China, Vietnam, Indonesia, etc.? I'm sure they wouldn't mind a fair go at winning a free beverage. Though I'm sure this is an accidental and perhaps inconsequential oversight, it is a simple demonstration of the privilege that those in the majority get to enjoy and the prejudices that we often overlook."


I continue to await a response. (It's been a few days, I'm not holding by breath.)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Why Wasn't I Invited?

Apparently, I just missed out on the climate conference of the year. And people think scientists don't know how to have a good time. . .

Stripper storm at climate meeting
September 7, 2006 - 3:47PM

"Outraged scientists stormed out of a government-sponsored climate change conference dinner in Canberra last night, after the strippers booked as entertainment left them all hot and bothered."

UPDATE 11/9/06: By the way, after the death of Steve Irwin, this ended up being the second biggest story of the week - burlesque dancers doing interviews on news shows, the whole nine yards. It was brilliant. The issue of female exploitation within Australia's Earth sciences community is now firmly on the public agenda.

Monday, September 04, 2006

CRIKEY!


The man, the myth, the legend. The Elvis of the Outback has been called back to that great big roadhouse in the sky. May he rest in peace.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Jesus Freaks


A recent poll (described in Science) has attempted to examine national differences in public acceptance of evolution. Respondents from the United States, Japan, and a range of European countries were asked to rate a statement as True or False: "human beings, as we know them, developed from earlier species of animals." Not surprisingly, the U.S. lies at the top of the pack in rejecting evolution, compared to the more secular Europeans. What is surprising, however, is that the percentage of Americans rejecting evolution has increased over the past 20 years. Go Fundamentalism! As always, Americans can't help but consider themselves special.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The 50 worst Australian band names of all time

Check out Jack Marx's take on Australia's 50 worst band names.

Border Security


As of July of this year, Australia's top rating television show was Border Security - a show that presents customs officials busting traffickers in airports, confiscating boats of illegal fishermen, and detaining illegal migrants. The only other show that comes close is another reality show featuring celebrities "dancing" (i.e., falling down) on ice.

JKA Results


The JKA World Cup has come and gone, but what a great experience. The best of the best from 40 odd countries all competing in one place. . .a karateka's nirvana. What does it take to secure victory at that level? Well, apparently it helps to be Japanese, given members of Japan's team took first place in all individual and team events (but then, they always do). I personally found the highlight to be watching Japan's kata team compete - really, really impressive. But one's got to give credit to the other strong competitors - Australia and South Africa always make a strong showing, and the Aussie women in particular did their country proud in individual and team sparring. And based upon some of the men's team from Brazil and Argentina, South America is rapidly making inroads into international competition. Anyway, here are all the results from the adult competition:

Friday, August 18, 2006

JKA World Cup


I'm off for the weekend to Sydney for the 2006 World Karate-Do Championships. Word. Don't worry mom - I'm only a spectator.

Asian Cup


The Socceroos qualified for the Asian Cup this week, defeating Kuwait 2-0, despite the absence of almost all of the players that contributed to Australia's relatively successful World Cup appearance - absences which have earned the team the label, "Soccerwhos".

Terror Indeed

Of all the evil tricks that terrorists have up their sleeves, I can think of nothing more irreverent or cruel than boob bombs.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Cease Cease Fire





















I'm glad to see the folks at Washington Post.com have a sense of humor. Or maybe they're just idiots.

The Imperfect Storm

Chris Landsea et al's recent paper in Science reveals some interesting information regarding the climate change and tropical cyclone debate, which challenges recent high-profile papers arguing for strong upward trends in tropical cyclone intensity.

According to Landsea,
"...tropical cyclone databases in regions primarily dependent on satellite imagery for monitoring are inhomogeneous and likely to have artificial upward trends in intensity. Data from the only two basins that have had regular aircraft reconnaissance—the Atlantic and Northwest Pacific—show that no significant trends exist in tropical cyclone activity when records back to at least 1960 are examined."

In short, Landsea offers evidence suggesting that our methods for estimating cyclone intensities during the early-70s to late-80s tended to underestimate actual intensities. When those data are subsequently combined with more recent observations, the result is an artificial upward trend. Should this argument hold, it will certainly raise questions regarding the cadre of scientists that has been so quick to attribute recent cyclone events to global warming (and the journals that have been so quick to publish their analyses), and provide more fodder for the climate skeptics. Here's hoping that in potentially making a mountain out of a molehill, we didn't just simply dig a hole.

Meanwhile, NOAA has revised (downward) it's hurricane forecast for 2006.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Not that kind of Tribe


William and Mary, aka "The Tribe" (and my alma mater), has hit a brick wall over an ongoing dispute regarding the political correctness of the insitution's iconography. Managing to squeak by with the moniker "The Tribe", it's trademarked logo (seen here) as nevertheless been banned by the NCAA because the inclusion of the feathers may "create an environment that is offensive [to native Americans]."

Can't say I was ever fond of "The Tribe" label (it's kind of dopey), but c'mon.

Alternative Energy

The World Turned Upside Down


If you've been wondering whether the world in which we live has slipped into an umpredictable, topsy turvy kind of chaos, here's the proof:

United Passes Test, Ties Real Madrid

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Falls Creek Appendix

As an aside, while enjoying a quick coffee at the base of one of Falls Creeks runs on Sunday morning, we shared a table with some of the resorts staff members, and I couldn't help but eavesdrop on their conversation. The three stereotypical, grizzled AUSSIE ski dudes started discussing the weather (well actually they started off bitching about safety regulations and what a pain it was to have to wear helmets on snow mobiles, but I'll skip that), the increasing brevity of Australia's snow season, and commented that it was "obvious" that the weather was changing. One summed it up as follows, "In 30 years people won't be skiing here". Now one would like to think that these gentlemen were savvy consumers of climate change information and had thoroughly studied CSIRO's assessment work which basically arrived at the same conclusion, but it's more likely that these gents had just been around long enough to see the changes with their own eyes.

The topic of climate change came up again as we were checking out - one of the staff asked if we were coming back later in the season if there was another good snowfall. We inquired as to whether another snowfall was likely, to which she responded, "probably not - things are already starting to bloom." Huh, well, OK. Guess I'll just unpack the boardies and hit the beach then. . .

Monday, August 07, 2006

The Alps


Yodel-aye-he-hoo!!!
The weekend was spent in the company of the CapGemini consultants, skiing in Australia's Alps at Falls Creek resort. This, for those you unfamiliar with Australia's topography, is a miraculous experience as there's not much in Australia that can pass for a mountain, and even less at sufficient altitude to offer the cold temperatures and snowfall necessary for skiing. Australia's ski season lasts about 3 months and about 10 weeks of that are marginal at best.

Our arrival at Falls Creek was marred by yet another winding Australian road, which was sufficient to bring most of us to the verge of upchucking (and some that shall remain nameless went way beyond the verge and refunded their spleens). At the end of the winding road, one was forced to pay a park entrance fee of $26 per day per vehicle, and then we had to dish out another $30 per head in order to stand around for half an hour waiting for a snowcat to transport us to our accommodation. (It was at this point that an adventurous mother attempted to jump the line citing her "9-year old" as a justification - her pleas fell on unsympathetic ears and I believe it was Uta who waved goodbye as we lurched off).

Despite the rough start, our housing was top-notch (for which we paid top-dollar): jaccuzi, heated floors, leather furniture, and lots of other post-modern, dead-tech, alpine goodies. Saturday's skiing was awesome, due to the blue skies and warm weather (13C). The post-ski drinks were consumed at a pub called The Man, which didn't make much sense to me until we returned there later in the evening (it being pretty much the only lively watering hole in the area), at which point it became clear that The Man was called The Man because apparently women have too much sense to enter such a dive. Uta and I lasted until about midnight, although other more intrepid souls stuck around to see what dawn at The Man looks like (but they don't remember).

Uta and I hit the slopes early on Sunday, and eventually caught up with a couple of others (one lying prostrate in the snow) as our wounded comrades eventually rallied from the previous evening's festivities. Return trip started with another long wait for a snowcat (ours being usurped by a group of Japanese tourists) and another long ride through Spew Lane (although this trip was sans spew). Good trip, some photos here, and now we can look forward to a weekend at home.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The Woman in Black


Caught the Woman in Black last night at Melbourne's Comedy Theatre - quite entertaining and clever, although the plot foreshadows the protagonist's fate one too many times.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

American in Thailand

Newley's latest post (with accompanying video) regarding one of his adventures in Thailand is worth a laugh.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Snow


The Australian Alps allegedly received some significant snowfall (by Australian standards) over the weekend, which is good, because that's where we're headed this weekend. One day bush walking in the tropics, the next skiing in the mountains. Life is hard. . .

Cairns, etc.

I spent most of last week in Cairns in northern Queensland for the Third International Climate Change Impact Assessment Conference. This was my second trip to the city in the past few months, although the first time around, I spent my time about 60 km north in Port Douglas. Furthermore, last time I caught the tail end of the wet season, which made it unbearably hot and humid, whereas this time around the weather was perfect.

Uta flew up Thursday night, at which point we relocated to the Cairns Beach Resort north of town, spending Friday checking out the miniscule community of Holloway's Beach before heading back to town that night for dinner with Ian and Lisa. Saturday we were up bright and earlier and rented a car with Ian and Lisa, and headed north, stopping off in Port Douglas for a bite to eat, and breezing through posh Palm Cove before crossing the Daintree River and heading through Daintree National Park toward Cape Tribulation. We checked into PK's Jungle Village, went for a stroll along the beach, and had a leisurely dinner at the Ferntree Rainforest Lodge across the road.

Sunday we checked out some of the rainforest walks along the route back toward the Daintree, and then spent the afternoon in Mossman Gorge on the way back to Cairns. We also experienced an exciting few mintues on the road behind a car that was being driven by either Stevie Wonder or an absolutely ruined Aussie. [Note: probably shouldn't drive wasted along a narrow two-lane road that winds along a coastal cliff.] All in all, a fantastic part of Australia, if not the world. Heaps of green, sugarcane, and signs warning of crocodiles. Some photos can be found here.

Oh, and we came across an advertisement for a beautician that was offering various waxing services including "brazilian bikini" and "brazilian w/ picture". The former seemed straightforward enough, but we puzzled long and hard over the meaning of the latter. If anyone can help us out, let me know. . .

Cape Otway


I enjoyed a brief visit to Cape Otway a couple of weeks ago in order to give a presentation to the Cape Otway Shire on climate change. I had the pleasure of spending the night at the Cape Otway Centre for Conservation Ecology - a delightful eco B&B if you will. Arriving at night, I had somewhat of a harrowing trip along the Great Ocean Road through rain and hail, made all the more spooky by the fact that I was apparently the only idiot in the area dumb enough to drive it under those conditions. I also initially drove straight past the Cape Otway Centre, but realised my error when it was clear that it was the only place on the Cape with a light on. I also had a lovely return trip through the Shire's dairy lands - very nice country around there. Some photos (taken in haste, some behind the wheel) are available here.

Circus, Circus


It's a bit belated, but I should mention we did see Circus OZ here in Melbourne - a delightfully cheeky spin on the genre, and one which doesn't mind taking the piss out of Cirque du Soleil. Catch it as it comes near you in the months ahead (assuming you live in Hawaii, NYC, Los Angeles, Montreal, Perth, or Singapore).

Banana Monarchy


Inflation is up in Australia, prompting signals that interest rates are set to rise. The culprit - Cyclone Larry, which decimated banana crops in Queensland earlier in the year, driving banana prices up to record levels of ~$12 a kilo. Of course, rising oil prices haven't helped. . .

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Not Your Ordinary Roo

SYDNEY, Australia (Reuters) -- Forget cute, cuddly marsupials. A team of Australian palaeontologists say they have found the fossilized remains of a fanged killer kangaroo and what they describe as a "demon duck of doom".

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Top 5 Science Blogs

According to Nature, the top five science blogs are as follows:

1) http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula

2) http://www.pandasthumb.org

3) http://www.realclimate.org

4) http://cosmicvariance.com

5) http://scienceblogs.com/scientificactivist

Driest June

From The Age:

Driest June for 148 years — and it's cold
Renee Switzer
July 2, 2006

"THE last time it was this dry in Melbourne, horses were kicking up dust on the dirt roads. It was the driest June in the city in 148 years. Only 8.6 millimetres of rain fell last month — just edging over the eight millimetres that fell in June 1858."

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

1%

Gary Yohe's recent editorial highlights an irony that has persisted within the Bush Administration since it adopted the precautionary principle in its dealing with terrorism and gave birth to the policy of preemptive warfare - in the war on terror, any shred of evidence of nefarious deeds must be treated as certainty, yet in the (yet to get started) war on climate change, evidence is dismissed, even when associated with high degrees of likelihood or confidence. Needless to say, this duality of high risk aversion on one hand while risk seeking on the other is a bit inconsistent.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Der Untergang


If you're going to wake up at 4 am to watch the World Cup, you'd at least like the team you're pulling for to win. But it doesn't always happen. So it was this morning as we made our way to Melbourne's Club Tivoli to join the ex-pats in watching Germany fall to Italy, in what is quickly becoming a trend of last-minute miracles for the Italians (I thought the Pope was supposed to be German). Despite the reappearance of Italy's notorious theatrics that once agained turned the soccer pitch into an Olympic diving event, the Italians won the day simply by playing all-out until the last minute and being in the right place at the right time. That's what the game's all about...

Schade. (although I do have money riding on Italy in the office sweep, so there is a silver lining).

Samuelson on Global Warming

Robert Samuelson recently wrote this stark, somewhat cynical, but perhaps not entirely off the mark editorial on the challenge of climate change.

"Al Gore calls global warming an "inconvenient truth," as if merely recognizing it could put us on a path to a solution. That's an illusion. The real truth is that we don't know enough to relieve global warming, and -- barring major technological breakthroughs -- we can't do much about it."

Make Australia Great

Jack Marx's irreverent post on 10 ways to make Australia great is worth a chuckle or two. The list is included here - check the link for Marx's elaboration on each.

1) A King
2) A Civil War
3) A Proper Title for the Northern Territory
4) A Slight Fiddle with History
5) Mandatory Arms
6) Non-Defamation Day
7) Artists and Entertainers to Take Vows of Poverty
8) The Criminalisation of Heartbreak
9) Electrified Car Horns
10) Melodicide

Monday, July 03, 2006

Rules

"All human rules are more or less idiotic, I suppose. It is best so, no doubt. The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials."
-Mark Twain, Following the Equator, Vol II.

Hasselhoff: Not Ready for Action



Having already post-poned his Australian "Ready for Action" tour, due to his involvment in an "exciting" pilot, David Hasselhoff (aka, King of Cyberspace) has now had to undergo surgery after an "accident in a London bathroom" (hmmmmmmm....).

Italy

Italy has advanced to the World Cup semi-finals, but not without some controversy. . .

For example,


Or perhaps this,


And, of course, this one:

The Longest Day


No, I'm not referring to the invasion of Normandy. I'm talking about Friday's Germany v. Argentina quarterfinal match. Those of you in a respectable time zone have little appreciation for what we in Australia must endure to watch any World Cup game. We rounded up a posse at the Bridge Hotel in Richmond to witness this fine bit of football action. Kick-off was at 1:00 am. The bar closed at 2:00 am (despite prior assurances that they'd be showing the game), and so we retreated to our apartment during the second half (and of course in the ten minutes in took us to get back home, Argentina scored). After the extra time, and the shoot-out, the game wrapped up around 3:45 am. What a way to begin the weekend. . .