Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Not the Piano Man


So the mystery ends. The now famous "Piano Man", discovered weeks ago on the English shore, was originally rumored to be a mute, and potentially autistic, piano virtuoso. Now it seems clear, that all of these original observations were quite wrong, and the 20-year old is not mute, autistic, or even a piano player, just a German (or Bavarian, for those of you who make the distinction) who'd gone a bit soft in the head.

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