Alms for the Wammer

If you've ever wondered how far you have to go to escape university fundraisers, go ahead and abandon all hope - you can't run that far. I updated my information on William & Mary's alumni directory last week, which prompted them to immediately send me a request for money. They're not too shy either - they reminded me that they "missed my gift last year". They sure didn't miss the thousands of gifts I gave them while I was in school there. I'm somewhat tempted to send them AUS$25 in cash, but these fundraisers are so resourceful, they could probably convert 50 pounds of kangaroo meat to cash.